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Author Archive for Jac Jollyrancher

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March 9, 2012lyfeNo Comments

I was going to go out for like, 5 minutes, so I put on my mom’s boots.

Now some skin on my heel has been worn away and it’s mildly irritating. :(

what the fuck

March 9, 2012books, fail2 Comments

I read some things about covers on some book blogs that really pissed me off.

“Don’t judge a book by its cover yadda yadda”

PROTIP, authors: I’m not going to read an entire book in order to determine whether or not I want to read your book.

Do any of you read? The cover and blurb is there for a reason. I’m not going to sit in my pathetic little corner of joblessness reading every little piece of shit I don’t like in order to find a genre/premise that interests me. Because apparently using the tools that aid me in finding books I’m interested in is now “disrespectful to the author” or something. Bullshit.

It’s why things like the Cindy Pon cover thing pissed me right the fuck off even if I hated the book. Ms. Pon, your heroine is Chinese-ish in a fantasy world based on China, so we’ll put a white girl on your covers!!

COVERS ARE IMPORTANT, and this stupid bullshit about covers not mattering is idiotic from my perspective as a reader and as someone who has dabbled in graphic design.

kyaaaaaa–!!

March 8, 2012books2 Comments

So I’m just surfing around, reading book blogs, when I come across some amazing news:

Goliath, last of the Leviathan trilogy by ♥Scott Westerfeld♥ is out!!!

!!!!!

Gentlewomen, gentlemen: TO THE LIBRARIES!

one day I may even buy some of ♥Westerfeld’s♥ books. TO AMAZON!!

note to self:

March 8, 2012writings2 Comments

you are terrible at maintaining narrative. stick to short stories for now.

also, write (ORIGINAL STUFF) everyday, fuckdammit

eta: should i like make a writing blog to stick all my stuff in b/c i feel this writing in pages isn’t really doing it (pages is associated with papers! :V) but why would i make another on top of the ones i already have orz

least helpful

March 8, 2012wtflolNo Comments

I guess it’s a good thing I don’t know how to use tumblr properly, because if I did I’d reblog least helpful every day

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March 6, 2012Misc.3 Comments

Sarah, do you know Coldplay’s “Princess of China” song? Because like, I’m not into American music, and I looked at the lyrics to this song and it has no motherfucking thing to do with China whatsoever

If you do know this song, I am asking you to help me unpack it, so I can make a decision whether my “thanks for appropriating, JACKASS” reaction is jumping the gun

least helpful

February 25, 2012fail, wtflolNo Comments

I am dying over here

eta: also, I uh, I’ll just leave this here

eta2: this, however, is just beautiful. DRACULA IS AN EPIC LOVE STORY U GUISE

iconsssss

February 24, 2012Misc.2 Comments

Lately, I’ve been posting on dreamwidth more than I’ve been posting on here.

It’s just…

On dreamwidth, I have so many icons….

|||orz

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February 11, 2012Misc.No Comments

Don’t want to disparage anyone’s religion here, but calling natural disasters “acts of God” is fucking stupid.

ff13-2

February 5, 2012Final Fantasy4 Comments

Okay you know, I was a little unsettled by Serah’s new outfit b/c of how blatantly fanservicey* it was, but hey, if she wants to wear it (aside from the problems that she isn’t actually the one choosing her own clothing, I mean, but that line of thinking gets very silly very fast), that’s cool.

Then I watched a walkthrough of FF13-2 and got up to the part where she didn’t put that thing on herself; it ~*magically*~ appeared on her.

THAT’S THE MOTOMU TORIYAMA I KNOW AND THAT DIRECTED THE 3RD BIRTHDAY, ALL RIGHT

Ugh. I was afraid he’d pull 3rd Birthday shit (I suspected so from the way the trailers seemed to pan out), and now there’s two instances of Toriyamaism I can name. For goodness’ sake….

 

* THIS WAS BEFORE I REALIZED THAT SIDE SECTIONS OF THAT DRESS ON THE HIPS ARE BARE. I. I don’t

I’m going to go lie down.

i noe things

January 27, 2012Misc.No Comments

Does “BD” really mean “Blu-ray definition”? o_O

Looks weird to me, for some reason…. |D

what the fuck

January 18, 2012lyfeNo Comments

both my senators support SOPA/PIPA what the fuck

asdfghjkl;

FUCK

world order

January 7, 2012visualNo Comments

CLICK TO SEE SOMETHING AWESOME (youtube link)

Here is the official youtube channel.

This post looks like spam lol but THEY REALLY ARE AWESOME U GUISE

Tensou Sentai Goseiger ~ 11-16

Cheerleading! (Literal) teal deers! Gay S&M monster sex! …wait what?

short post is short because I barely remember any of it, since I watched these, uh…a month ago? (O_O) Plus I’m lazy.

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