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i stare at lips like a creep

May 18, 2012lyfeNo Comments

Lately I’ve discovered that in a conversation, I tend to stare at people’s lips. o_O I don’t know if it’s just where my eyes drift b/c I’m sleepy…?

Feels creep, man.

:|

Dear Kamen Rider:

Tossing live women around like rag dolls wasn’t cool when Terui did it. It was creepy as fuck. Why the fuck did you think it was a good idea for Gentarou to do it.

Holy shit this is creepy as fuck. I APOLOGIZE, AKIBARANGER. CLEARLY MY DISTASTE SHOULD HAVE BEEN DIRECTED AT THIS FUCKING MOVIE INSTEAD

Gentarou. You are going out with A LITERAL CHILD WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

AHAHAHAHAHAHA OHGAWD THE SPACE SCENE WAS HILARIOUS THO. I like to think Gentarou’s character was merely sacrificed for the sake of showing people what creepy fucks they are for wanting loli moeblobs for girlfriends. IT IS THE ONLY INTERPRETATION THAT ISN’T (AS) STUPID

Nope. Still stupid. For the love of fuck. Also, re-using the non-mook monsters from the show looks kind of lazy, no matter how high-budget everything else looks.

…what the fuck. Clearly those are supposed to be copies of the originals, since they reproduced [xx]‘s verbal tic. So why is [xxx] a DUDE now? WHAT THE FUCK YOU JERKS

…and now Kamen Rider is a video game.

ffffffffffffff

ohgawd ohgawd

I nearly didn’t register b/c my reg date was today but I didn’t even realize until I opened a random mail I got from school

I AM THE MOST ORGANIZED PERSON EVER

mwjkbdskja

April 30, 2012omfg school7 Comments

This semester has been AN UNENDING STREAM OF PAPERS and I think I’ve finally burned out. I can’t do this paperrrrrrrrr

hunger games

Maybe this sounds like a stretch, but when you throw in Occupy Wall Street, a growing sense that everyone from Homeland Security to Google is spying on us, TSA “security” harassment at airports, Santorum urging us towards a theocracy, the “war on women” and contraceptive/reproductive rights, and a 17-year-old kid getting gunned down without any consequences to some vigilante-wannabe–you start to wonder how bad things might be a hundred years from now. What if it gets worse instead of better? What if this is how something like the Hunger Games starts?”

also, Panem TV schedule. lol

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April 20, 2012HULK SMASHNo Comments

Translation wank is following me everywhere, I fucking swear.

NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT TRANSLATION.

THERE IS NEVER GOING TO BE CONSENSUS ON THIS TOPIC

SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT FUCKING TRANSLATION

April 10, 2012HULK SMASH6 Comments

After trawling through tumblr looking for gifs I can say with absolute certainty that I hate tumblr.

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MOAR LEAST HELPFUL LINKS

April 9, 2012lyfeNo Comments

man with a pan

this is why we have DO NOT MICROWAVE CAT lines in our manuals

i got spoiled by the movie adaptation!

 

ohmy

April 6, 2012Misc.4 Comments

NEW LAYOUT.

The text is too small; I WILL TRY TO FIX THIS but I uh have no idea where anything is :T

also for some reason the text in this box i am typing in right now changed on me. o_O SOWEIRD

\o/

BREAK TIME

also, rollin on pumpkins rollin rollin rollin

glorious amurica

there is apparently a smear campaign against trayvon martin.

FUCK. EVERYTHING.

:(

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March 27, 2012Misc.5 Comments

SARAH

DO YOU WANT TO GO SEE HUNGER GAMES SATURDAY

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indian pole gymnastics

damnnnnnnnnn

(i am procrastinating so hard nnnnnnnnnnnnnnngh)

archery – fast shooting

Tensou Sentai Goseiger ~ 16-20

I will never swear to get these out faster ever again. |||orz also I’m writing this when I have papers due what is wrong with me

ANYWAY.

In episodes 16-20, we wrap up the Warstar arc and introduce new villains and Goseiger reveals its biggest weakness as a series. Also there’s an episode I really, really like.

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Soulcalibur 4 machinima

March 14, 2012Misc.1 Comment

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SD Calibur

Voldo Dance 4